You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: gender

Stranger: m male

Stranger: hello

Stranger: r ud ere?

You: Do you have a stuttering problem?

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Stranger: Hey, would you happen to have a webcam?

You: Hey, would you happen to be a bot?

Stranger: No

You: Oh, I was thinking either bot or desperate; now I know the answer.

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You: Hello.

Stranger: horny girl with webcam?

You: horny guy with webcam.

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: wherre u frm?

You: A distant land where people know how to type properly.

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Stranger: hey

You: Hi.

Stranger: asl?

You: 60/M/In your backyard.

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Stranger: hey, are you a girl who wants to talk dirty?

You: No, I'm a woman who loves to talk dirty.

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: asl?

You: I already said I was a woman, shouldn't that be just a and l then?

Stranger: alright

Stranger: well since your the one who loves it, you wanna start?

You: No, I enjoy my men when they're aggressive.

You: Not all submissive.

Stranger: well then let me start by aggressively ripping those panties off you and sucking that pussy

You: Hmm, I don't wear panties.

You: I wear Depends.

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Stranger: I'm gay, want me?

You: Depends on how old you are.

Stranger: 18

You: Too old.

Stranger: aw..

You: Do you have a son, perhaps?

Stranger: no

You: Damn.

You: I must bid you adieu.

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Stranger: Good evening. I am detective clown! may i ask of your age and gender ?:P

You: Shouldn't you be able to figure that out if you're a detective?

Stranger: well no :p

Stranger: it takesa lot of time you see

You: Bullshit, a good detective can find that shit out in minutes.

You: You're slackin, son.

You: I bet you just watch Law and Order and call it a day.

Stranger: Im a clown detective

Stranger: all i have is a balloon shaped as a dog

Stranger: and a whistle

Stranger: and a freking unicycle

Stranger: a unicycle godddamint!

You: That sounds like a child molester

You: not a detective.

Stranger: Shhh

Stranger: dont blwo my cover

You: Yeah, if I were 5 you would want me to blow a lot, wouldn't you?

Stranger: ofcourse

Stranger: the baloons

Stranger: so i could teach you how to make animals

You: and then touch me in inappropriate places?

Stranger: No such thing.

You: No! NOOOO! DADDY SAID NOBODY WOULD EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!

You: HE SAID ONCE I HIT PUBERTY I WAS WORTHLESS

You: I CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE

Stranger: LOOOL

You: ...

You: Dad?

You: Is that you?

You: Dad?!

You: Don't leave me again!
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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

Stranger: nothing much nigggaaaa you?

You: I'll have you know I am the President of the NAACP and I do not find this humorous.

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Stranger: girl or?

You: or what? what's my other option?

Stranger: well u can be a guy

Stranger: or just choose not to tell me either

You: Can I be a unicorn?

You: I've always wanted to be a unicorn.

Stranger: depends

You: on?

Stranger: if ur gna be a naughty one

You: Fuck, they warned me about you fucking furries.

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This next person is so fucking aggro:

Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

Stranger: how tall are you?

You: I am the President of the National Midget Rights Association and I do not find this humorous.

Stranger: im just asking

Stranger: how tall you are

Stranger: fucker

Stranger: bullshit

Stranger: ass hole

Stranger: you are such a loser

Stranger: loooooooooooooser

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Stranger: if you have webcam i will make you wet only female i`m male and i have webcam too
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You: A run-on sentence; I'm wet already!

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There are no words...

Stranger: ello

You: 'ello, govnah!
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lol-

Stranger: hei

You: hi

Stranger: like music?

You: Yeah

You: Am I gonna get rickrolled? or fresh princed?
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

Stranger: asl quickly please!

You: wow

You: desperate much?

Stranger: yes

You: Ease it back, Tiger.

You: Tone it down just a smidgen.

Stranger: i am sephiroth

You: you are 15.

Stranger: 15 times

Stranger: get champion

You: disconnect now

You: before i use my limit break on you.
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Stranger: hero

You: hi

Stranger: how u be?

You: not illiterate.
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You: Hi

Stranger: sexy girl? o:

You: Desperate guy?

Stranger: oh you know it o:

You: Wanna cyber?

Stranger: o.o i'd rather proof you were a girl before that lol

You: Aww, that's too bad.

Stranger: lol cant be too careful on the webs

You: Yeah, that's true.

You: That's what I told the last guy after I shoved my cock up his ass.

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predictable:

Stranger: are you Australian?

You: no but i'm sure you wanna go down under.

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Stranger: hi, how are you?

You: kewl, yah same
Stranger: kewl, yah same.

You: i knew it

You: gimme your photo links and ask me if you're hot

Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/a/1f79z/3 do you think i'm hot? :)

You: your roommate has to use the computer now

Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I love when I get awesome people:

Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: To get to the other side, everyone knows that newfag.

Stranger: Fuck.

Stranger: Way to ruin the joke.

Stranger: Asshole.

You: Aw, do you want another chance?

Stranger: Yes.

You: Okay, start over.

Stranger: Ok.

Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: To get to the other side, everyone knows that newfag.

Stranger: Fuck.

Stranger: Way to ruin the joke.

Stranger: Asshole.

You: Aw, do you want another chance? This time I'll be srs bsns

You: I promise.

Stranger: No, you already ruined it. Twice.

Stranger: You have crossed the line!

You: Third time's the charm

Stranger: That's true.

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: Why?

Stranger: To get the the other side, everyone knows that newfag.

You: I love it. A+. Would be trolled again.

Stranger: Lol.

You: Thanks for the amusement, fellow Anon. Troll on, my friend. Troll on.

So many fools, so little time

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: oh jesus, did i time warp into 1995 again? DAMMIT

Stranger: sure why not

Stranger: go back to the future u'll be fine

You: i'll do that. you continue to use asl and keep on being a virgin.

Stranger: =]

You: hi

Stranger: take off you bra

You: Not unless you learn the difference between you and your

Stranger: i have a gun

You: is this the part where I ask "omg really?" and you say "in mah pants"? because i've really heard that too much lately and it's just not as amusing as it once was.

You: Are you crying?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i am thinking and i am on a stove to heat my fingers

You: Cannibalism?

Stranger: no it's just so cold

Stranger: you are so funny

You: That's no good.

You: I'm in the business of being serious.

You: I am not here for amusement.

You: This means I am not doing my job properly.

Stranger: what do u want

You: World Peace.

Stranger: oh my god

You: Yeah, you would think if God existed he would get on it by now, right?

Stranger: r u america?

You: Am I America? The concept of that is kind of erotic, no? Being a HUGE mass, having tons of people walk all over me, throw garbage on me and get me dirty.

You: Not to mention the occassional terrorist attacks, yum.

Stranger: r u a dirt-wagon

You: Are you someone who knows how to spell 'are' and 'you'?

Stranger: know

You: Do I know what?

You: What is it I am supposed to know?

Stranger: i have no idea

You: I am dying with anticipation!

You: You can't just leave me hanging.

Stranger: ah

Stranger: leave me

Stranger: i feel a little crazy

You: and I feel a little bored.

You have disconnected.

Stranger: whats ur twitter?

You: jesus, you start with the goddamn twitter?

You: not even a hi? hello? how are you?

Stranger: 18/m/vegas saying hi

You: 24/f/ny saying bye

You have disconnected.

Stranger: im drunk

You: im trollin

Stranger: im not a troll...but cool

Stranger: i mean cool you're trollin

Stranger: i wish i was shroomin

Stranger: im a girl

You: really?

You: what's that huge mass between your legs then?

Stranger: its a cunt

You: oh, sorry i'm not into chicks with fupas. see ya later.

You: Hi

Stranger: hy

You: trippin on e, I see.

Stranger: sorry, this is the first time for me

You: It always hurts the first time; I'll be gentle.

Stranger: 21/male looking for a horny girl over 18 to trade pics or cam with :) u game?

You: only if you don't mind my massive cock

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Stranger: Im a dinosnaur hear me RAWR :D

You: Hmm, I know what a Dinosaur is, but what's a Dinosnaur?

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: m to f

Stranger: why?

You: because everyone loves to look at tits while they're getting fucked by a huge cock.

You: I can feel myself up while I stroke it.

Stranger: YOU MONSTER!

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Stranger: u.re japan ??

You: dude, slow down.

You: too many typos for me to process at once.

and to end it on a good note, here's someone awesome:

Stranger: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: gotta love yahoo questions.

You: and of course 4chan

Stranger: the game

You: balls

Stranger: mmmm balls

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You: yeah, i can see that

You: love it

You: luigi

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You: yoshi!

You: this is awesome, keep them coming.

Stranger: i wish i had moar :(

You: WANT MOAR

You: ah well

You: damn

Stranger: hav fun trolling omegle fellow anon... farewell

You: hah bye

Omeglulz