So many fools, so little time

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: oh jesus, did i time warp into 1995 again? DAMMIT

Stranger: sure why not

Stranger: go back to the future u'll be fine

You: i'll do that. you continue to use asl and keep on being a virgin.

Stranger: =]

You: hi

Stranger: take off you bra

You: Not unless you learn the difference between you and your

Stranger: i have a gun

You: is this the part where I ask "omg really?" and you say "in mah pants"? because i've really heard that too much lately and it's just not as amusing as it once was.

You: Are you crying?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i am thinking and i am on a stove to heat my fingers

You: Cannibalism?

Stranger: no it's just so cold

Stranger: you are so funny

You: That's no good.

You: I'm in the business of being serious.

You: I am not here for amusement.

You: This means I am not doing my job properly.

Stranger: what do u want

You: World Peace.

Stranger: oh my god

You: Yeah, you would think if God existed he would get on it by now, right?

Stranger: r u america?

You: Am I America? The concept of that is kind of erotic, no? Being a HUGE mass, having tons of people walk all over me, throw garbage on me and get me dirty.

You: Not to mention the occassional terrorist attacks, yum.

Stranger: r u a dirt-wagon

You: Are you someone who knows how to spell 'are' and 'you'?

Stranger: know

You: Do I know what?

You: What is it I am supposed to know?

Stranger: i have no idea

You: I am dying with anticipation!

You: You can't just leave me hanging.

Stranger: ah

Stranger: leave me

Stranger: i feel a little crazy

You: and I feel a little bored.

You have disconnected.

Stranger: whats ur twitter?

You: jesus, you start with the goddamn twitter?

You: not even a hi? hello? how are you?

Stranger: 18/m/vegas saying hi

You: 24/f/ny saying bye

You have disconnected.

Stranger: im drunk

You: im trollin

Stranger: im not a troll...but cool

Stranger: i mean cool you're trollin

Stranger: i wish i was shroomin

Stranger: im a girl

You: really?

You: what's that huge mass between your legs then?

Stranger: its a cunt

You: oh, sorry i'm not into chicks with fupas. see ya later.

You: Hi

Stranger: hy

You: trippin on e, I see.

Stranger: sorry, this is the first time for me

You: It always hurts the first time; I'll be gentle.

Stranger: 21/male looking for a horny girl over 18 to trade pics or cam with :) u game?

You: only if you don't mind my massive cock

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Im a dinosnaur hear me RAWR :D

You: Hmm, I know what a Dinosaur is, but what's a Dinosnaur?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: m to f

Stranger: why?

You: because everyone loves to look at tits while they're getting fucked by a huge cock.

You: I can feel myself up while I stroke it.

Stranger: YOU MONSTER!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: u.re japan ??

You: dude, slow down.

You: too many typos for me to process at once.

and to end it on a good note, here's someone awesome:

Stranger: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: gotta love yahoo questions.

You: and of course 4chan

Stranger: the game

You: balls

Stranger: mmmm balls

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You: yeah, i can see that

You: love it

You: luigi

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You: yoshi!

You: this is awesome, keep them coming.

Stranger: i wish i had moar :(

You: WANT MOAR

You: ah well

You: damn

Stranger: hav fun trolling omegle fellow anon... farewell

You: hah bye