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Stranger: ello

You: 'ello, govnah!
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lol-

Stranger: hei

You: hi

Stranger: like music?

You: Yeah

You: Am I gonna get rickrolled? or fresh princed?
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

Stranger: asl quickly please!

You: wow

You: desperate much?

Stranger: yes

You: Ease it back, Tiger.

You: Tone it down just a smidgen.

Stranger: i am sephiroth

You: you are 15.

Stranger: 15 times

Stranger: get champion

You: disconnect now

You: before i use my limit break on you.
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Stranger: hero

You: hi

Stranger: how u be?

You: not illiterate.
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You: Hi

Stranger: sexy girl? o:

You: Desperate guy?

Stranger: oh you know it o:

You: Wanna cyber?

Stranger: o.o i'd rather proof you were a girl before that lol

You: Aww, that's too bad.

Stranger: lol cant be too careful on the webs

You: Yeah, that's true.

You: That's what I told the last guy after I shoved my cock up his ass.

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predictable:

Stranger: are you Australian?

You: no but i'm sure you wanna go down under.

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Stranger: hi, how are you?

You: kewl, yah same
Stranger: kewl, yah same.

You: i knew it

You: gimme your photo links and ask me if you're hot

Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/a/1f79z/3 do you think i'm hot? :)

You: your roommate has to use the computer now

Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)

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I love when I get awesome people:

Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: To get to the other side, everyone knows that newfag.

Stranger: Fuck.

Stranger: Way to ruin the joke.

Stranger: Asshole.

You: Aw, do you want another chance?

Stranger: Yes.

You: Okay, start over.

Stranger: Ok.

Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: To get to the other side, everyone knows that newfag.

Stranger: Fuck.

Stranger: Way to ruin the joke.

Stranger: Asshole.

You: Aw, do you want another chance? This time I'll be srs bsns

You: I promise.

Stranger: No, you already ruined it. Twice.

Stranger: You have crossed the line!

You: Third time's the charm

Stranger: That's true.

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: Why?

Stranger: To get the the other side, everyone knows that newfag.

You: I love it. A+. Would be trolled again.

Stranger: Lol.

You: Thanks for the amusement, fellow Anon. Troll on, my friend. Troll on.