Stranger: Good evening. I am detective clown! may i ask of your age and gender ?:P

You: Shouldn't you be able to figure that out if you're a detective?

Stranger: well no :p

Stranger: it takesa lot of time you see

You: Bullshit, a good detective can find that shit out in minutes.

You: You're slackin, son.

You: I bet you just watch Law and Order and call it a day.

Stranger: Im a clown detective

Stranger: all i have is a balloon shaped as a dog

Stranger: and a whistle

Stranger: and a freking unicycle

Stranger: a unicycle godddamint!

You: That sounds like a child molester

You: not a detective.

Stranger: Shhh

Stranger: dont blwo my cover

You: Yeah, if I were 5 you would want me to blow a lot, wouldn't you?

Stranger: ofcourse

Stranger: the baloons

Stranger: so i could teach you how to make animals

You: and then touch me in inappropriate places?

Stranger: No such thing.

You: No! NOOOO! DADDY SAID NOBODY WOULD EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!

You: HE SAID ONCE I HIT PUBERTY I WAS WORTHLESS

You: I CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE

Stranger: LOOOL

You: ...

You: Dad?

You: Is that you?

You: Dad?!

You: Don't leave me again!
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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

Stranger: nothing much nigggaaaa you?

You: I'll have you know I am the President of the NAACP and I do not find this humorous.

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Stranger: girl or?

You: or what? what's my other option?

Stranger: well u can be a guy

Stranger: or just choose not to tell me either

You: Can I be a unicorn?

You: I've always wanted to be a unicorn.

Stranger: depends

You: on?

Stranger: if ur gna be a naughty one

You: Fuck, they warned me about you fucking furries.

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This next person is so fucking aggro:

Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

Stranger: how tall are you?

You: I am the President of the National Midget Rights Association and I do not find this humorous.

Stranger: im just asking

Stranger: how tall you are

Stranger: fucker

Stranger: bullshit

Stranger: ass hole

Stranger: you are such a loser

Stranger: loooooooooooooser

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Stranger: if you have webcam i will make you wet only female i`m male and i have webcam too
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You: A run-on sentence; I'm wet already!

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